We got a teaser for Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles today. Opinions are… mixed.

See it for yourself:

Personally, this looks just like the first teaser we got for Transfomers. Only now, we know what we’re getting ourselves into.

Megan Fox is here, no spoken words I could discern- that’s not a good sign. And, oh yeah- I forgot Shredder is a white guy in this one! Ugh.

The boys themselves seem hugely out of proportion, and jacked up to pro wrestler sizes. That screams “ninja” to me. The faces seem off, but that may be a specific design choice to make them more emotive. Our one line from Michelangelo seemed in character, but we’ll have to wait & see if the rest of the script is similar.

Bay has burned a lot of fan bridges with the TF movies. Will TMNT fans get the same treatment?